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The world's firmest pickle
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Kim Possible's pointy tits.
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Suspicious thumping noises from upstairs.
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Lying is the most fun a girl can have without ___.
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Relax, Scooby! The monster is actually ___.
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A shrunken head and shriveled scrotum sack.
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A really hot corpse playing hard-to-dig.
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The creature standing behind your chair right now.
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Rob Zombie's ridiculously hot wife.
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Pick this card or I will kill your family.
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Because the Bible told me so.
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I just saved a bunch of money by switching to reverse and driving away.
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M-m-m-mocking st-stutterers.
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Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob.
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People that picked Bulbasaur.
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A small town girl living in a lonely world.
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Ronda Rousey.
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People that are as white as this card is.
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Who fucking cares? Life is pointless and happiness is fleeting.
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UM, EXCUSE ME? I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!
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