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Just great. Its that time of the month again where I have to be dealing with ___
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Mouthwatering Corpses
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Shoving something up your asshole and losing it... Forever
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Being unquestionably skint
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A ravenous horde of horny middle aged women
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All I had to defend myself from ___ was ___
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An arsenal of sex toy weaponry
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The Apocalypse
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Being caught out in the woods, and having to use a sock for toilet paper
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Ripping the still beating heart from your enemies chest, and eating it
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I like to think of myself as ___ but ___ says otherwise
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A time before the internet
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Resisting the urge to push cyclists off their bikes
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Finding a dildo where the TV remote should be
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A fiery hot chilli enema
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Violently ramming your finger up your urethra
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